In a bizarre turn of events, the dynamic duo of Kid Rock and Vanilla Ice
have decided to pull the plug on their much-anticipated New York gig. Their reason?
Well, brace yourselves: apparently, the overpowering aroma of avocado toast and the collective sobbing of liberals were just too much for their delicate senses to handle.
Fans are left scratching their heads, wondering if this is a case of rock stars gone too soft or simply an elaborate scheme to dodge an awkward avocado mishap on stage.